If you can't make it better you can laugh at it. ~Erma Bombeck


Sunday, March 2, 2008

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Sorry about this....
I was an idiot too, and neeeded company....
Thanks, agan, to Margie. She got me with this one. Couldn't resist getting you, too!


  1. FUN!!! Yes, I tried it, and yes, I'll tell everyone I can think of.

    Thanks for the Dragon's Breath link. I'm in a minority in this house, but I like the Uillean pipes, and I love the harp.

  2. Oh geez. I fell for it and tried it. lol!

    p.s.......I'm adding you to my faves. :)

  3. I fell for it too. The bad part is that right after I did I remembered that I got this email a wile back.

  4. OMG! That is SO funny. And yes! I'm still smiling and yes, I'm stealing it. Thanks for the smile. I needed it 'cause I have go to out and EXERCISE and I'd rather read blogs. Go figure.

    Oh, and if you have a chance, stop by and check out my Sunday's post, "cause I found a contest where you can enter and win $$$ (um... not MY contest "cause I'm poor) but $$$ is a GOOD thing, right? And on that same corollary, MORE money is... um... more good?



    Just Because

  5. Ok..Damama that was Dabad!

    And secondly what is up with that post time? 1:00 a.m.? What happened to early to bed, early to rise?

    wink, wink!

    Love ya!


  6. Tee hee hee. I'm still laughing, and I read it 5 hours ago. I told it to my mother over the phone and she almost wet on herself. I told it to my Teen Angel and even she smiled and said. "I'm not an idiot."
    Thanks for making my day a bit brighter, and Grace one of those truths is that you can't lick your elbow. Smirk.

  7. Dragonstar - I figured you of all people wouldn't fall for it! LOL! And you are welcome for the link. I was hoping you hadn't seen that before.
    Sandra - :o)))
    (((big bear hugs))) to you honey bunch. I hope everything is going better soon.
    Deb - And having you here makes it even better.
    Tammy - I thought with all that reading practice you got recently you'd have read it all the way down before you did it! LOLOLOL! And thanks for the vote of confidence.
    Grace - you silly goose. G-man must be running you more ragged than usual!
    Jules - Fair is fair, girlfriend - you stole my idiot's pride so I'm takin' your typing test! I'll have to go check out the contest when I have more time.
    Lucille - and you are Dabomb! ;o) And quit pickin' on me. I said I was going to T.R.Y. Ask Hubby, he will tell you that I am very trying, so at least I've succeeded somewhere! Love ya Blissy!
    Rosebud - I'm so glad I could give you something to think about other than that broken foot and hip. Hope you're healing up well. Will be over to check on you soon.

    Oh yeah - I almost forgot - I have a friend in high school who could get within 1" or less of licking her elbow. That girl had the longest tongue I've ever seen come out of a human face! Plus she was very flexible, so... I wonder what ever happened to her... Dang - Now I gotta go aGooglin' LOL!


    As always, thanks to everyone for stopping by. I'm still amazed that you actually like my lunacy!


  8. Dang it! I totally fell for it because I was all, "yes, you can--see!" Gah!

  9. Burgh Mom - That's the same way it got me! And then you keep reading and... I wonder if that's how Homer Simpson feels every time he says DOH!!

  10. I'm an idiot among idiots, and it sure feels fine.

  11. Yup I did it!! I am an idiot. (I already knew that though)


  12. Heather - Maybe we should start a blogging group by that name. It's catchy! LOL!
    Angela and Christina - you were both doing the same thing as Burgh Mom and me weren't you: arguing the "facts" and trying to prove 'em wrong. LOL!!

    Welcome to the land of Good Company! It'd be right peaceful here if we weren't all so blasted headstrong! LOLOLOL! ;o)

  13. Shoot... I'm the queen idiot LOL I fell for it then my hubby and oldest son read it and they both looked at me like i was an idiot then busted out laughing at me. They are so kind.
    I meant to make them laugh though ;) 'cause laughing keeps you warm and it's so darn cold here right now.

  14. Lisa - ROFL! They just wanted to seem superior. I'm betting that they secretly had that tongue moving while they were reading the next line and just didn't want to admit it!

    And about that cold thing - I cannot imagine living anywhere north of Huntsville, TX right now. I'd need more than laughter to keep my wussy behind warm! Hey! Maybe you should get the kids to pull YOU around on a blanket on that pretty new floor. Friction is very warming. LOL!!

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  16. Yeah, I read #1 and thought... yes, I can... wait... am I getting that one on the top - yes, I am... truth #2... a mixture of a raspberry and a laugh, since my tongue was firmly grasped between all of my teeth!

    You are funny! Glad I stopped by!

  17. Dragonstar - Thank you! I didn't know that I could delete a comment I'd posted on someone else's blog! Cool. And very handy!
    Annie - LOLOL! Don't you hate that, Well CRAP, feeling that this thing induces!?! Glad you got a laugh. Wish I could take credit for being the funny bunny who came up with it, but it came to me in an email.

    Thanks for stopping by. :o) I love having new people pop in!! I'll be over to see your stuff soon. TTFN

  18. Hehe, guess I'm an idiot too, I tried it! LOL Thanks for the laugh this morning, I needed it (even though I'm way behind on reading blogs!)!!


  19. Kathy - Welcome to the club. Now go take a nap! You deserve it after working almost 70 hours last week! xoxoxo

  20. i tried it!



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