Ask Damama

Todays edition of my life's insanity has left me asking many questions. Having no answer for the perplexing questions in my mind, I thought I'd give you a chance to ask me questions to test myself and see if I have truly lost my everlovinfreakin mind or if I can actually still answer SOMEBODY'S LIFE QUERIES...

So go ahead. Ask away. ANYTHING. I'll even start you off with the answer to a recently emailed question:

KK in KC asks: Why do you have a squirrel in your header? Is it to show that you are a squirrelly old broad?

Dear KK: ROFL! Yes, honey, that's a big part of it, but it's more in honor of Hunker D. If you'll go read A Squirrel's Tale it will explain a lot. Be warned, though, the little bugger's pretty long-winded.

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OK, now the rest of you - Whatcha wanna know? How to get your kids to brush their teeth? How to get your fake houseplants clean? Just ask. I may not know the real answer but I bet I can make ya laugh...

Peace, Blessings, and Dear Abby eat your heart out!