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Sunday, December 14, 2008

A Very Handy Tale

This time of year I really miss working in one particular office. They had absolutely the best cooks of any place I’d ever worked before or have worked since. The people there made those usually marginally bearable holiday and special occasion potluck lunches downright delectable!

When I first started working there, one lady and I always ended up in the bathroom at the same time. Once I even laughed and commented that our bladders must have been on the same schedule. She just smiled.

After a few months we’d become fairly good friends. I’d also noticed that each time we had a new female employee she was followed to the bathroom by my friend. It dawned on me that she must have also been following me in those early days! One day while we were at lunch I finally got up the courage to ask her about this particular idiosyncrasy. (I wasn’t nearly as brave back then as I am now – I actually had to work up the nerve to speak my mind!) Here’s what she said:

“You know all those potluck dinners we have around here? I follow them to make sure they wash their hands because if they don’t, I’M NOT EATING THEIR FOOD!”

Until then, I hadn’t really thought much about it. Since then, every time I eat somebody else’s food I always wonder about that hand washing thing. And if you know any of thes folks, I'd be doubly cautious!

And on that fine note, I bid you Peace, Blessings and Clean hands preparing all your feasts.


  1. hehe! Why do you think I always cook for those other two? Just kidding.......right?

  2. LMAO!

    Where DO YOU find this stuff?

    Thanks for the giggles.



  3. For me it is not only the handwahing but the people that tasttest and then put the same spon back in to serve with. so gross!! Funny video.

  4. Heh. I can tell you exactly who is and who is not a hand washer in my office. It truly is an important skill to acquire.

  5. I don't BELIEVE that video!!! Who thought that one up?!
    I'd say ROFLMBO, but someone might get the wrong idea!


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