If you can't make it better you can laugh at it. ~Erma Bombeck

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Saturday, November 15, 2008

SATURDAY GIGGLES: Employee of the Month

Got this from my very cool friend, Jules, whom I miss like crazy.

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EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything-under-one-roof” department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?' The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin.' Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow.. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?'

The kid says 'one'.

The boss says 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?'

The kid says '$101,237.65'.

The boss says '$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?'

The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishin’ and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'

The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'

The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing...

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An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home. ~Author Unknown

Have a great weekend!

8 comments:

  1. ROTFLMAO! Thanks for the laugh!

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  2. Hahahahah!

    Jon just had to stop at the store on his way home from work for me the other day. I rarely have him do that, but he is such a trooper. He didn't buy a boat or vehicle, but he did add in some other items.

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  3. Ha, ha, ha - thanks for the weekend chuckle!

    Me

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  4. Soooo funny!

    I hope you're feeling better love - don't injure yourself laughing!

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  5. They go fishing, and they leave us alone for blogging. I get it : ?

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  6. Thanks for the laugh, that was great!

    www.kathy-iamwhoiam.blogspot.com

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  7. LOL,
    thanks for that. I am sharing with my hubs he may want to buy a boat and truck afterwards though so mabey a bad idea.
    Vanessa

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  8. Hee Hee that is pretty dang hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh :)

    Oh and Happy birthday a few days late :) SOunds like you had just about the best birthday EVER!

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